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Saturday, June 24, 2006

One born every minute

I hope that the fine ladies who took out this insurance policy carefully checked the small print for any exclusions of damnum fatale.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

A confession

After Graham Sharpe [correction] an anonymous punter, of Inverness, and Gordon Brown, of Kirkaldy, I am the third Scot to admit publicly to be supporting England.

I expect now to be chased out of town on the end of a pitchfork.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Ancient traditions that really ought to be revived (Part 2 of a continuing series)

During the last Egyptian dynasties, legal documents were sealed with the phrase, "As for him who shall disregard it, may he be fucked by a donkey." [1]
[1] Fairman, Christopher M., "Fuck" (March 2006). Ohio State Public Law Working Paper No. 59